Ask Afro Koopa

Ugh. Kazooie is what drives me kazooie.

I tried to answer a question, but I’m not feeling so good… Don’t look at me like that! Have you ever had your color go outside your lines? That’s what I thought.

Yo yo yo my brother anonymous!

Haha, good times. Those two guys are really weird.

Don’t worry, folks! I got paid for my likeness to be used. They paid me with pizza flavored goldfish.

All questions are special, but some are more special than others.

I have no idea where I am.

I learned about this holiday from Dinosaur Land. It ain’t half bad!
Happy holidays and thanks for following me.

I learned about this holiday from Dinosaur Land. It ain’t half bad!

Happy holidays and thanks for following me.

It’s both the end of the world and the start of a glorious new one.

GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERE